The Girl's a Straight Up Hustler.

May 26

castlebeckett:

” He is like a nine year old on a sugar rush “

May 26
eastcollins:

goddamn it Jesus

eastcollins:

goddamn it Jesus

May 26

When someone starts to speak, but then says “never mind”…

funny-or-live:

You’re just like:

May 26
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May 25

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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

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May 25

wanderingcentralpark:

My ovaries are gone

May 25
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